1. tr3ndyc00l:

    apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed

    because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream

  2. Cleo had important #dog business to attend to last night.

    Cleo had important #dog business to attend to last night.

  3. dalestuckies:

    i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck

  4. thenimbus:

hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

CASE CLOSED.

    thenimbus:

    hammpix:

    For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

    CASE CLOSED.

  5. When asked to describe my cooking style, I generally say “experimental” which translates roughly into laymen terms as “I dunno man, I throw stuff into a pot and see what happens.”

  6. m-m-music feeeeeeels

  7. Was That a Gunshot or Fireworks, a novel by me

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"Humor (is) the process that allows one to brush reality aside when it becomes too distressing." - Andre Breton visitor(s) [background image is mine!]