May 2013
May 25th
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i am not looking forward to digging this splinter out
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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Anonymous asked: How've you been?
May 24th
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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tr3ndyc00l: apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream
May 22nd
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May 21st
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May 21st
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dalestuckies: i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck
May 21st
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May 21st
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When asked to describe my cooking style, I generally say “experimental” which translates roughly into laymen terms as “I dunno man, I throw stuff into a pot and see what happens.”
May 21st
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m-m-music feeeeeeels
May 19th
May 19th
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Was That a Gunshot or Fireworks, a novel by me
May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
May 19th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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Anonnnnnnnnnnnnnn who are youuuuuuuuu
May 17th
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EVERYONE ON MY DASH IS WRITING IN ALL CAPS ABOUT LIKE 5 DIFFERENT FANDOMS AND I FEEL LIKE CHANDLER
May 17th
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May 17th
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hollydiggity replied to your post: when everything...
psst no it totally is graham crackers are the greatest
May 17th
when everything else fails say fuck it and and eat entire sleeve of graham crackers.
May 17th
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May 17th
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May 16th
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ListenListen
May 16th
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jerkenglish: when people send me dumb asks out of no where
May 16th
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slay-z: sometimes i feel like sometimes people with a whole lot of followers see a good post by someone without a whole lot of followers and go  i’m gonna make you famous
May 15th
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Got an email from school: “Recently, we have received some threatening and troubling letters. In response to this, we are taking several steps to ensure we maintain a safe and secure environment. We have contacted both the Phoenix police department and the FBI and filed reports. The police and FBI will be investigating.” Ok.
May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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Anonymous asked: Music Update: Akron Family, Sub Verses is a brilliant dancing emotional celebration of the glory pain of human success/failure/strife/love/self. Feeeeeels, feels hard. Over.
May 14th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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buffdaddyjohn: ybee: ive been laughing for the last half an hour because sun bears exist help #ITS LIKE SOMEONE #TRIED TO DRAW A BEAR #AND CO uLDN T
May 13th
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May 12th
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YO I’M TIRED OF THIS FLU THING
May 12th
May 12th
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May 12th
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swagchat: swagchat: swagchat: why did the calf cross the road to get to the udder side
May 12th
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So in closing
If anyone wants to come over I’ll cook delicious foods 
May 12th
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drarna: the reason why people are so hard to read is because they are composed of the letters a, t, c, and g in random sequences and as im sure you know, that doesn’t spell anything
May 12th
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sarcastinator asked: This is the Tumblr bear hug! ⊂(￣(ｴ)￣)⊃. Pass it to 15 of your favorite blogs to let them know that you love them (ﾉ^ヮ^)ﾉ
May 11th
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ihaveabsolutelynoidea: Time uses a picture of a young woman taking a selfie to demonstrate how fucked up our generation is Why not use a picture of a 50 year old white male banker masturbating with mortgage papers into the mouth of a senator
May 11th
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moriartini asked: 7, 11, 15
May 11th
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Anonymous asked: Hi this is an anon and you're wicked pretty and you have cool dogs
May 11th
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